Notre Dame and Brian Kelly Perfectly Happy to Kill Kids Again – Deadspin

While a great deal of college football programs have traditions of abhorrent and harmful behavior, only one school has actually accepted the death of students as just the rate of doing service. Notre Dame has actually always held itself above every other college program though, even if it lost its location atop the industry decades ago, so its no surprise that theyre the ones happy to go the outermost in conservation of what they hold most dear.
Perhaps no school is better equipped than to keep trucking into and through a football season while the entire campus around it is turning into a hazardous Petri meal. Keep in mind, no changes really followed they forced Declan Sullivan into a scissor-lift to film practice and it eliminated him. Brian Kelly thought they had an excellent practice that day. Their handling of Lizzie Seebergs rape case, that triggered her to kill herself, didnt really trigger any modifications either. Kelly declared he didnt make significant decisions and the administration would handle whatever, and proceeded to not even consider even benching Prince Shembo. This is Notre Dame after all, so if you do not actually placed on the golden dome over your skull, your life is merely in service of those who do.
With the news that cases on the Notre Dame campus have actually spiked to 147 in just a week after classes opened, thanks to one off-campus celebration. Half of tests performed Sunday on campus returned positive. You d believe that head coach Kelly would be a bit concerned about the safety of his players, at the extremely least. Ha, just joking, you or I never believed Brian Kelly has the least little bit of mankind to him, which doesnt make him much various than any other college coach.

Kelly may go ahead and applaud his players that theyve followed the protocols set and have only had 2 favorable tests, however theyve only been on campus with the rest of the present student body for a week. There will be other parties (and if youre asking why anybody would go out of their method to participate in a Notre Dame celebration presumably filled with Notre Dame trainees, which sounds about as amusing as consuming toe nails, I do not have any answers for you other than INDIANA. Obviously thats Okay, due to the fact that Kelly has a plan.
The only plan that will keep everybody safe is to send out everyone home and attempt this all again eventually in 2021. But what is Notre Dame in the fall without football? Apparently absolutely nothing, due to the fact that theyve sold trainees actual lives for it previously. This is old hat to Old Notre Dame.

With the news that cases on the Notre Dame campus have surged to 147 in simply a week after classes opened, thanks to one off-campus party. Closer than we think, if the Notre Dame faculty of course would not curse replicants as the devils work and toss holy water at them. Weve undoubtedly lost our minds and souls when North Carolina was open all of a week prior to it figured out it wasnt safe to have students around. Kelly might go ahead and applaud his gamers that theyve followed the procedures set and have only had two positive tests, but theyve just been on campus with the rest of the present trainee body for a week. There will be other parties (and if youre asking why anybody would go out of their method to participate in a Notre Dame party presumably filled with Notre Dame trainees, which sounds about as entertaining as eating toenails, I dont have any responses for you other than INDIANA.

But do not fret, Kellys got a plan! Everybody has a sub, and much like a rash of injuries or slumps, the Fighting Irish will just handle whatever comes. Next male up, even if the male in the past is actively coughing up a lung or his heart will be scarred for life. Even if thats an illness that could hamper their players lives permanently, and even kill them. Just another thing that we have to be a group over, in Kellys world. How far away are we from having replicants for each gamer and coach in South Bend? Closer than we believe, if the Notre Dame professors obviously wouldnt curse replicants as the devils work and toss holy water at them. Stating something the Devils work and tossing holy water at it is a 300-level course at ND.
Weve undoubtedly lost our minds and souls when North Carolina was open all of a week prior to it found out it wasnt safe to have students around. Unless those trainees are a money cow for the school. Theyll at least wave their arms in some indication that they care if youre seen as a paying trainee. If youre viewed as a constantly bill-spewing ATM by the school, then you can keep right on heading to practice, Chumley.

Par for the course with this asshole.Photo: Getty