Five things I want to happen in this NFL offseason: Russell Wilson to Chicago! Patriots draft stunner! – NFL.com

This is less about Russell Wilson — and more about the overall concept of the Chicago Bears.

What are we trying to do here?

Fans of this organization have suffered through Mitchell Trubisky, Nick Foles, Chase Daniel, Mike Glennon and Matt Barkley under center since Jay Cutler capped his good-but-not-great career. The two decades prior to Cutler weren’t any prettier at the most important position in sports.

For this blogger? Exhaustion has set in.

Verbally slamming Trubisky has lost any sense of adventure. I don’t trust Ryan Pace to navigate the team forward, but the embattled general manager would cover a thousand sins by pulling off a trade for Wilson. It would cost a bundle, but so what? Wilson would alter the Bears on an almost spiritual level.

His presence would mend fences with unhappy, franchise-tagged wideout Allen Robinson, too, eternally stuck with stinky passers dating back to his salad days with Blake Bortles in Jacksonville. The 8-8 playoff team nobody believed in this past season would zoom into September as a dangerous NFC heavy.

One final trickle-down effect: Wilson’s departure (in this exercise) leads to Seattle tractor-beaming Sam Darnold away from the Jets, pairing the one-time USC star with former Trojans coach Pete Carroll.